doctor fucking fucker
magical tiger bitch
princess beyonce privilege
el frickface fucker
lil’ miss fucking bitch
Wow, thanks a lot.
Super Scary Scum.
They call me Triple S for short.
Lana del beyonce bitch
lil miss yaoi puncher
super dorky homosexual…
seemed alright until the homosexual bit
so I finished reading House of Hades last night….
my feels are under maintenance.
If you haven’t read it and plan on it, I suggest you stop now, because I am going to rant and spoil things. If you read on remember that you have been warned and I will be revealing spoilers, so read at your own risk.
first: LEO AND CALYPSO!
OMG when I first started reading that part I was starting to freak out, because I can honestly think of no better character in the book for Leo than Calypso. She understands his feeling of being separated from the word and watching the people they love be happy with other people.
AND THAT ENDING!! Oh gods, how she just let him go, i don’t think I’ll be able to recover EVER AGAIN!!
Seriously, if Rick kills Leo I think I am going to go into major depression for the rest of my life. He CANNOT leave Calypso to be alone for the rest of eternity, it just wouldn’t be fair. And how better than to be saved by a mechanic riding on the back of a metal dragon? That would the way I would want to be saved from an island, no competition.
Nico, oh man, poor Nico! I honestly wouldn’t have thought that, never in one millions years. He seriously must have thought about that plot twist ages ago, because there is no way that it could have just been a thought when he was writing this book. No way could he have just been like, “oh, Nico doesn’t have a love interest and I haven’t inserted enough pain in this section. Hey, I have an amazing idea! Let me make him have a crush on Percy!” No, just no.
And when I read that part I was at a basketball game thingy, the Bawlt Classic, and when I read that part I just started to freak out and I needed to rant to someone, but I couldn’t because no one around me had read the book, so I just sat there.
so I ended up texting my brother, because he had read it before I did.
I love Bob! He is the most freaking amazing character and the fact that he’s a Titan made it all the better. And a skeleton kitten that turns into a spare tooth tiger, completely brilliant. And when he said he would hold the button, I almost cried. “Tell the stars I said hello,” OMIGODS!! WHY?!?
Frank is freaking awesome!
there is nothing more that needs to be said than that.
because he is AWESOME!
fifth: PERCY AND ANNABETH
Oh gods, I managed to read that part with only crying once and that was when Annabeth could feel or hear Percy because of the curse from Calypso. I was crying because it was such a well written part, and… dang I wish I could meet a guy that was like that.
the last thing:
WHY ARE ALL PERCY JACKSON GUYS SO WONDERFUL?!?! It’s giving me dying hopes that I will ever meet a guy that will surpass their wonderfulness.
TEAM LEO FTW!!!!
(sorry that this is long, and full of gifs, but I was in that type of mood)
You know what would an amazing invention? Grammar correct for smart phones.
MILLION DOLLARS RIGHT THERE!
What’s the point of spelling right if your grammar’s so awful that no one can understand what you’re saying anyways? It would make life do much easier, because then I would have to look over my text to make sure that it made sense!
Day 30: you’re favourite book of all time.
Right at this moment I would have to say it’s House of Hades, and I am about 40 pages from being done and I am very sad about that.
But it is absolutely amazing!!
day 29: a book that everyone hated but you liked
the only one that I can think of is The King’s Shadow by Elizabeth Alder. we had to read it in grade seven for out medieval unit and it was actually a fairly good book, a little sad in places.
Alrights dudes and dudets, I have an important task that must be done ASAP!
I need to know what Hazel actually wrote on Leo’s arm on the island apart from Team Leo.
Can anyone please help me, and what she put on each arm because I am making the most awesome of awesome things in sewing and I need to know these things.
day 25: a character who you can relate to the most
I can probably relate to Leo Valdez the most because my entire life I’ve mostly felt like an outsider and I try to keep my mood light so that my mind doesn’t wander to the dark parts.
day 26: a book that changed your opinion about something
Not Suitable for Family Viewing by Vicki Grant changed my mind about romance novels, because I had only read a few books beforehand and they were fairly non-romantic type of books.
day 27: the most surprising plot twist or ending
Nico having a crush on Percy. That freaking blew my mind! And I was surrounded by people that hadn’t read the book at the time so I just sat there, trying to process through my feels.
It didn’t work too well, so I ended up texting my brother.
day 28: favourite title of a book.
The Girl who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of her own Making by Catherynne M. Valente.
seriously, how epic is that title?
Do you know what it’s like for your entire world to do a 180 in a matter of seconds? To be having the best day of lif…
so, guys if you’re looking for a book to read about a girl whose family was murdered and an hear voice and a shape shifter is following her, than I guess this is the story for you.